CUSTOMIZE YOUR BICYCLE. FAST & EASY!

You heard of Ride Fast and Eat Ass? To be totally honest, neither had we until we started seeing more and more requests for custom Ride Fast Eat Ass headset caps.

So being the cheeky SOBs we are, we mashed it up, put it through the Dispatch art department, and got this twisted little bit as the finished product. Ride Ass Eat Fast! You're welcome world. Put it on your bicycle and have a laugh. Relax, chuckle and remember to keep your priorities straight

Available in 10 beautiful colors, this is the simplest and most affordable way to upgrade your bicycle. Replacing your headset stem cap is extremely easy and you will forever have a reminder of wisdom on display.

• Designed to fit 1 1/8" steerer tubes.
• 1 1/4" (32mm) wide.
• Permanent laser engraving blasts away a top layer of anodized aluminum to reveal a beautiful grayish-white lettering.
• Light & Light & Strong 6061 Aluminum Cap.
• Add a bolt to complete your own custom headset cap.
• What are you eating?